Next Time I'll Get Him A Book
Owen and I walk to school everyday and on most days my neighbor's dogs bark at us. I usually say something like "Boy, those are some vicious weiner dogs." So, the other day O asked me why I don't call them their proper name, and because I was curious if he had heard of the breed daschund I asked "What is the proper name for those dogs?" He told me penis dogs, and he was 100% serious. I guess the back story here would be that I recently gave Owen the anatomically correct words talk. I know, I know, parents are not supposed to use cutesy names for body parts, but I do. Seeing how Owie is a big boy first grader, I knew it was probably a good idea to give him a tutorial. I guess he didn't fully get it because he came out of the conversation thinking weiner and penis are interchangeable in all circumstances. Anyhoo, I'm pretty sure he understands now. That being said, I would rather not be around the next time he decides to order a hot dog in a public place.