Zombe House

I have to share Owen's writing assignment from school.

The Assignment: One cool October day you walk along a deserted road and come to a dark old house. You walk up to the front door and knock. Describe your experiences in the house. Who do you meet? What do you do? Tell why you will remember that day.

Once I was walking along a diserted rode for Hallowing. I found a old house. Maybe I can go trick or treeting there I thoght. So I knocked on the door nothing hapend. It looks like I have to trick I thought. So I got a huge jack in the box knocked on the door and hid. Nothing hapend. I'm going in there I thought. So I barged in. Boing, there goes the jack in the box I said. And I walked and walked. Whoa it's a zombe. So I found a umbrella and opened it. The zombe turned to dust. That was a close one I thoght. And I walked some more. I saw some relly wird stuff like giant spiders. And thats when the zombe king came and his gards. "Who dares to come in the hanted house?" " Um...I do" I said. "Get him" the zombe king said. " Whoa whoa whoa" I said and I got the umbrella and poof all of them were gone. "It looks like I'll have to deal with him porsenly" the zombe king said. And so he got his zombe gun and you know what that does whoever gets shot will turn into a zombe. So as quick as a wink I got the umbrella and poof poof poof he was gone. "Well all of a days work" I said and left the house. I'll remember this day because zombe's are wird.
The end

Owen cracks me up. He loves his quotations and I love his idioms.